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Shana | Melb | 18 | kpop | EXO ♥♥ | KRISYEOL SHIPPER ♥♥ | Now I shall entertain you with some pickup lines that will make your panties/briefs fly off in a second... AHEM.. ♥I wish you were a screen door, i would slam you all day
♥I wish you were homework, so I can slam you hard all night (are the undies gone? no?) ♥Your homepage or mine? ♥Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. ♥Your parents must have been making LOVE when they made YOU ♥Wanna have a pokemon battle? My balls are ready (Is this getting awkward for you? no? good ;P)
♥Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. ♥Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. ♥Let's do math. Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply. ♥Is your dress felt? Would you like it to be?
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♥I wish you were homework, so I can slam you hard all night (are the undies gone? no?) ♥Your homepage or mine? ♥Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. ♥Your parents must have been making LOVE when they made YOU ♥Wanna have a pokemon battle? My balls are ready (Is this getting awkward for you? no? good ;P)
♥Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. ♥Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. ♥Let's do math. Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply. ♥Is your dress felt? Would you like it to be?
